• Race Me in a Lobster Suit: Absurd Internet Ads and the Real Conversations that Followed 

    Knit me into a cocoon...help me eat a burrito...pretend to be a chair at my dinner party...wrestle a komodo dragon...race me in a lobster suit. Author Kelly Mahon posts absurd gig ads online, and shares the conversations she had with the brave souls who wanted the job.We're living in a gig economy. But would you respond to an online ad seeking someone to search for escaped ants? Or take an offer for a free tattoo by someone who "needs the practice?" How about a mattress for sale "tainted by geriatric love" or a workout plan that involves throwing Virginia hams? And if you hit reply, and the poster is sketchy about the details or offers to pay you with a gift card for clams, how long would you keep the conversation going? When NYC copywriter Kelly Mahon started posting weird, fake gig ads as a creative outlet, she found that there was someone interested in every bizarre offer she came up with. And the subsequent awkward email threads were equally hilarious and bizarre. Race Me In A Lobster Suit collects Mahon's funniest fabrications, plus the hysterical email conversations that followed as she ratcheted up the crazy. While some respondants become suspicious, others seem willing to play along with the joke. And don't worry, everyone involved agreed to share their emails in the book...

    • ASIN: B07F66KP7L

  • Antiqued Bracelet Pendant Zipper Pull Charm with Lobster Clasp Keep Calm and P-Y - Race On Auto Racing - Keep Calm and

    Small in size, but big in awesomeness...accessorize with this fun and seriously cool charm! The charm dangles from the attached metal lobster claw and can be attached to a bracelet, or added to enhance zippers, backpacks, keychains and many other accessories...how's that for versatility? Comes with the resin encased design on both sides of the metal charm. Approximate size of charm is 0.6" (15mm) in diameter.

    • Color: Race On Auto Racing - Keep Calm and
    • Brand: Graphics and More
    • ASIN: B01LXBFOQP

  • Lobster Race

    • ASIN: B001OFPYR4

  • LOBSTER RACES Metal Sign for Louisiana Bar Party Boil

    This is a brand new 6"x12" Metal Sign . Proudly made in Texas by a family owned and operated business! This is 100% weather proof Aluminum that can be used indoor or out.

    • Brand: SuperSigns
    • ASIN: B072PZ244S

  • LEKI Worldcup Race Ti S Lobster SS Glove (12188)

    Fly through the gates and past the competition in the Leki Worldcup Race Ti S Lobster SS Glove that keeps you protected and ready to go all season long. These gloves feature pre-curved fingers, digital palm and finger tips, Trigger S construction, thinsulate insulation and more.Specs:Trigger S construction Pre-curved fingers Finger channels Pro grip and glide zone Thinsulate insulation

    • Color: Black/Red
    • Brand: LEKI
    • ASIN: B01M4GPN4S

  • to Run Open Heart Runner Running Race Lobster Clip Dangle Charm for Bracelets Crafting Key Chain Bracelet Necklace Jewelry Accessories Pendants

    To Run Open Heart Runner Running Race Lobster Clip Dangle Charm for Bracelets Crafting Key Chain Bracelet Necklace Jewelry Accessories Pendants

    • Brand: ALBATROS
    • ASIN: B07KRBY587
    • UPC: 765115054026

  • AUTOGRAPHED 2017 Denny Hamlin #11 FedEx Express Racing NEW HAMPSHIRE RACE WIN (Victory Lane Lobster) Monster Energy Cup Series Signed Collectible Picture NASCAR 9X11 Inch Glossy Photo with COA

    For your viewing pleasure: AUTOGRAPHED 2017 Denny Hamlin #11 FedEx Express Racing NEW HAMPSHIRE RACE WIN (Victory Lane Lobster) Monster Energy Cup Series 9X11 Inch NASCAR Glossy Photo. This beautiful picture was hand-signed by Denny Hamlin through a well-respected representative of Trackside Autographs. All signatures are obtained through public/private signings and garage area access (HOT Pass). You will receive a Certificate of Authenticity (COA) with your purchase and we also offer a 100% life-time guarantee regarding authenticity! All of the autographs we sell are guaranteed to pass any other reputable third-party authentication process or your money back! Please feel free to get in touch with any questions you may have. We ship fast and free!

    • Brand: Trackside Autographs
    • ASIN: B07B1SXW9F

  • How to Catch a Lobster in Down East Maine (American Palate)

    What is it like to live and work in a lobster fishing village in one of the most remote parts of Maine?  The extreme weather conditions of the Maine coast, unreliable fishing seasons and an ever-present element of danger are just a few of the challenges encountered by lobster fishermen.  They must adapt to constant change and balance exploiting the natural resource for personal profit with a duty to conserve lobster stocks for future generations.  Despite the challenges, most would not trade the benefits of their job - from the independence it offers to unique pastimes like lobster boat racing.  These fishermen aren't just the masters of their ships, they are the captains of their souls.  From a family of four generations of lobster fishermen, Christina Lemieux Oragano provides a glimpse inside these lobstering communities and celebrates it for those lucky enough to live it - the trials, triumphs and even a few of her favorite lobster recipes.

    • ASIN: B00XQUNO5Y

  • Run Shakin'

    • ASIN: B077HK79FJ

  • Livoty Clearance! Simulation Spicy Lobster Bathtime Fun Toys Rising Squeeze Stress Relief Funny Toys (Red)

    Material: SiliconeSize: about 21*15.5*7cmStyle: toy/collectionsPattern: Simulation Spicy lobsterQuantity: 1 pcApplicable age: suit for any ageRising QuicklyWhen you look at it, they're so cute that you may feel better, or even all your bad feelings will be gone. It can be a stress reliever. It is really comfortable touch, realistic look, super kawaiiIt's fun to squeeze, and it would make some noise! Your kids will love this sound! It helps children stay focused in school.Cute for gifts, collecting, and more! Also as stress relief toys for giving vent to your emotion.Making the toy great presents or individually as birthday party favors for boys or girlsPackage:1*Spicy lobster

    • Color: Red
    • Brand: Livoty
    • ASIN: B07DLNDD64
    • UPC: 703388698257